Ok……look how long it has been since I last wrote. SSSSshhhhhhhhooot dawg. So every now and then I feel like getting into a debate. Well I went on this one sigh that was being sarcastic on why gay marriages aren’t bad. I posted a comment probably as long ago as I posted one on here. Well somebody saw that reply and wanted to comment…..so they naturally just posted it on my blog in the about me section. When I tried to send the guy an email back it bounced back. So here is his post. I nicely put it in italics for everybody.

May 13th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

Schadenfreude

Nice blag.
I read on some wobsite that you think America was founded on freedom, and not individual rights.

I suggest taking a gander at the Constitution of the United States of America.

The 1st 10 amendments, the original definition of personal freedom, is collectively known as the Bill of Rights.

One can also read Thomas Jefferson’s passage declaring that men are “endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, and that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

If someone wants to get married to a person of the same gender, who cares? Does it affect you? Is it rending the moral fabric of society in two? Doubtful. Homosexuality doesn’t just involve the buttsex.

I’m sure you’re a nice guy, but you may want to rethink your ideology before making it available for any jerk with too much free time to critique on the Internet.

Now here is mine

Thanks for the comment on my blog. Unfortunately, I do know the Constitution and the bill of rights more than you might think, and no you probably aren’t a jerk you just have a point of view. Unlike what society wants people to think, homosexuality is not natural and never will be. There is something in grained in us to want to be with the opposite sex. Let me get to the root question, Why is there sex? There could be 2 possible answers. 1. For procreation 2. For pleasure. Now for argument’s sake, lets take out the second point. Why you ask? Lets just think about it logically if the first people on earth were homosexuals would you or I be here? Exactly we wouldn’t. So ultimately if we take this argument out to its fullest extent, sex was created specifically for pro creation then an added bonus was pleasure. Not until the 1970’s has homosexualtiy even been mentioned as natural. Granted there has always been homosexuals but not in the society forefront. Why you ask?(man you
are full of questions) because it wasn’t natural and was considered taboo. As you will find in my next paragraph look at our country’s society as a whole. There has been no pattern of outspoken homosexuality till recently.

Now let me comment on your constitution statement. Why was this country founded? Lets get specific as to what unalienable right that was then(please answer) we can continue this friendly rhetoric. Because as you will find out things that are written hundreds of years ago need to be put into context. Meaning you can’t just take one phrase out and make it conform to your viewpoint.

I wont even mention the diseases argument as this has been proven.

I will say in homosexuals defense, I have seen lots of homosexual “couples” stay together.

Thanks for your comment

Well the holiday’s flew by and now I can look forward to a new year.  Since no one comments on my blog I will just post stuff I find funny and laugh at it myself while giving myself awesome comments. So here is a list of funny lame superhoes

http://www.popcultureaddict.com/comicbooks/lamestsuperheroes.htm

Enjoy

There have been many a blog post on Digg since it’s recent media frenzy on it’s flaws. The problem is the only “flaws” are the users themselves. I subscribe to the RSS feed and if I find something interesting I will read and then logon to comment. However I find that almost every single time my comments get dugg down. Unless you just have a really good one liner like

Sir Bryce (Brainwashed Cricket Commits Suicide) “The more we know about parasites and microbes…..”

I think you misspelled “women”

Then your comment will end up at best getting a max of 27 comments. Basically it is like the old videogame dig dugg of….

1. Digging to find something(the story)

2. Pumping it full of hot air (with your comments and diggs)

3. Till the point of it blowing up (getting on the front page of digg)

What I think is funny about it is that people take the comments so seriously.

***Knock Knock***

It’s called the internet and cyberspace people. I mean we all know most people we talk to on the net looks like this guy

***thanks to snuffx for the pic***

I have also found there are basically 3-4 type of users.

1. Users who think they are smart and have to go into great detail to explain why they are right (i.e. guys who explain mathematical functions)

2. Users who just are there to make fun of other users and make stupid remarks
3. Users who misuse digg….just to be cool and get their name on the fronpage

4. Regular users who think digg is a great site that needs to get back to it’s humble beginnings.

People basically need to make good comments on good stories to make Digg bigger and better than it already is.

Man………these things are chock full of conglomeration goodness.  Much like Pastor Justin (sorry Chuck your not a conglomeration but are a homogenous mixture) and his craziness.  See I thought i was really really random(not title of blog), however I think Justin might have me beat. Last night during his Twelve Days of Christmas sermon, he somehow managed to correlate Avril Lavigne and a blow torch all in one paragraph. Wow major props Justin, I mean I dont even think Chuck Norris could do that. One thing Chuck Norris can do that Justin cant is instead of a punch in the face it would be a roundhouse kick. In all actuality I actually have mentioned Chuck in this post more than any other post, however unless Chuck = Chuck Norris = coolest non actor action star on the planet then i’m at a loss for words.  Anyways back to Jelly Belly, because my wife just got me a huge bag of these things and I must say it is the closest bliss to a Steven Segal movie I have ever been. I mean buttered popcorn jelly belly, can life get much better? You can mix and match all the flavor to suit your needs. Want Tutti-Frutti Top Banana Plum no problem with Jelly Belly, but go to a regular Applebees and ask for that and then it becomes a big ordeal………like your asking the world or something. Now back to my unrandom work life. If you actually read this press the add comment button and tell me what you think.

Have you ever thought about what you say actually affects more than just the person you speak to? As some of my new found readers(GLORY…….GLORY HALLELUJAH GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH WWWWWOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT NEW READERS!!!!!!!! www.sixdegreeslive.com are probably well aware of, there is this theory that everybody is connected by 6 people.(I’m citing wikipedia “Six degrees of separation is the hypothesis that anyone on Earth can be connected to any other person on the planet through a chain of acquaintances with no more than five intermediaries”) This brings up an important point we sometimes overlook, our lives have an affect on people whether we realize it or not. Yet we tend to live in our own little bubble, oblivious to what is actually going on around us. As the old adage goes Ignorance is bliss.Let’s bring it down to the most basic of levels, it is a ripple/dominoe affect with everybody around us. So take heed to what Jesus admonishes us to do in Ephesians 4:29 “(NKJ) I let no corrupt communication proceed out of my mouth, but what is good for necessary edification, that it may impart grace to the hearers.” Our words coupled with faith are very powerful here are some example I suggest you look up for yourselves in the Bible

1. Life and death are in the power of the tongue

2. You will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; …

Ok so you get the point. Dont be a Pecksniffian

(Pecksniffian • \pek-SNIFF-ee-un\ • adjective
: unctuously hypocritical : sanctimonious)

Christian and talk like everybody else. Use unique and funny words like Pecksniffian to color your language. Trust me go around saying Pecksniffian or adulate (sounds like fladulate which in turns sounds like flatulent which I’m sure we all know is…………..funny!!!!!!!). Once again I welcome my new found readers to this random corner of the top lobe of my brain. Sorry for being serious on this post. If you want to find good ole’ down home country humor, check out my previous post where Pastor Chuck is mentioned.

Till next time stay cool.

you can also check me out at www.myspace.com/jcashion

Well over a good Chicken Caesar pita at Chili’s last night, talking to Pastor Chuck. I decided to pick up my peyboard(pen and keyboard combined….I’m on this kick about combining words) and start wryting(writing and typing) again. So pastor chuck better read this and link it on his www.sixdegreeslive.com website. For now this is all I’m going to write until I see it on his blog.

The day has come to put down my keyboard and wait patiently for comments on what I write. Yes it might be random, but I know someone has something to say. So please comment, I would greatly appreciate some feedback.

Thanks

Wow I finally get a little down time so my faithful readers ****cough cough*****………..MY FAITHFUL READERS…………… can enjoy my thorough penmanship. If no one is going to gainsay, I will continue. What a great looking title isn’t it. It almost sounds like a speciality drink at your local Starcrack. But alas, it is a phrase I coined while playing basketball and halo. Basketball inspired the buttacream portion while halo inspired the mocha. It basically means being smooth while having a kick. So while I’m driving the lane in basketball or having a smooth shot in your face……………once again I’m going to have to pick on Pastor Chuck………………its all going to be smooth as butta. When I’m sniping you in the face or bouncing grenades off of walls while you are trying to shoot me from behind its mocha, giving you a kick. I could go on for more I will digress from being Pastor Chuck’s ghostwriter.

>>>>hopefully he reads this one

 Everybody knows TGIF, but how many people thank God for the weekend. See you cant thank God for one day and forget the rest. It ultimately is an incomplete “thanks”. This past weekend was definitely a good one. Friday night me and my wife(the one who posted a comment about the big butts)…….wait my grammar is so much better than that. Let me try it again Friday night my wife and I (because if I left it me and my wife the me would represent the object however I would try to be using it as the subject of the sentence). Did you notice how I went from one sentence to hacking it up to void the natural flow then try to get back to the original sentence. I’m great at being disjointed. Anyways I took my wife on a date, basically dinner and a movie. We saw the Prestige which was a really good flick. Unless your a master movie watcher, there is no way in the world you would be able to guess the ending. On saturday I did absolutely nothing except beat Splinter Cell double agent. Saturday night we had an awesome awesome time at our Young Married monthly social gathering(that sounds so 1940’s). Anyways our little group ate at Fuddruckers, which is a really good hamburger joint. We went back and played board games at the leaders house(they will remain nameless for national security’s sake). The big group played cranium while katie and myself played Boulderdash with Blake and Amanda…….aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh freaknuts the security threat meter just went to red because I leaked their names. See boulderdash is a game where a good vocabulary and a creative mind just might come in handy. Or you can just be a really good liar. We had some great words and great definitions and ultimately great laughs.

Well I am writing too much so I will just say Sunday we had a great lunch provided by our church www.gcofh.com. Its called the New Beginnings luncheon and its for new members of the church. It was really really nice and the food was excellent. I also played ultimately frisbee in the mud while it was raining. The testerone was definitely flowing and I felt like a man!!!!!!!!!

Chuck update your blog.

Its jam time

I know adults that cant do this!!!!