Man………these things are chock full of conglomeration goodness. Much like Pastor Justin (sorry Chuck your not a conglomeration but are a homogenous mixture) and his craziness. See I thought i was really really random(not title of blog), however I think Justin might have me beat. Last night during his Twelve Days of Christmas sermon, he somehow managed to correlate Avril Lavigne and a blow torch all in one paragraph. Wow major props Justin, I mean I dont even think Chuck Norris could do that. One thing Chuck Norris can do that Justin cant is instead of a punch in the face it would be a roundhouse kick. In all actuality I actually have mentioned Chuck in this post more than any other post, however unless Chuck = Chuck Norris = coolest non actor action star on the planet then i’m at a loss for words. Anyways back to Jelly Belly, because my wife just got me a huge bag of these things and I must say it is the closest bliss to a Steven Segal movie I have ever been. I mean buttered popcorn jelly belly, can life get much better? You can mix and match all the flavor to suit your needs. Want Tutti-Frutti Top Banana Plum no problem with Jelly Belly, but go to a regular Applebees and ask for that and then it becomes a big ordeal………like your asking the world or something. Now back to my unrandom work life. If you actually read this press the add comment button and tell me what you think.


