The title speaks for itself. I thought hey I’m going to try what these marketing geniuses do everyday. Bombard us with images that have absolutely nothing to do with the product. However, it grabs our attention to where we remember it. A very disjointed but smart process. So now that I have your attention, let me share whats on my heart. The conglomeration of food. You know what I’m talking about, where you mix and match food to the point people make grotesque facial expressions in your direction. See I’m the kind of guy that likes my food crunchy. So naturally fritos or tortilla chips usually follow my food. The next question would be, “Jordan, what do you like to eat.” ZAZING, somehow I knew you were going to ask that. Ok usually I dont eat breakfast(LOL I was just thinking of that new sonic commercial, which I cant find because of the stupid filter at work*****grabs rabbit out of hat,******Booooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyah corporate bloodsuckers, its called a proxyyyyyieeeeeeeeeieieieieie aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyahhhhhhhhhhh.
Ok I’m still not going to be able to find the link. But, you can probably find it yourself on youtube. They are funny because of the awkwardness and stupidity(the other funny one was about the accelerated high school plan). Speaking of rabbits, I just went on a ginormous rabbit trail(ginormous is gigantic and enormous exponentially multiplied to the 100th power). Grits, wow what a great breakfast food. Nothing like tiny corn in an almost soupy state to satisfy the break from your 8 hour a night fast. But only on Saturdays, see there is a mental block in my brain to where I usually cannot eat before 8 a.m. Dont ask me why. As soon as the grits come piping hot out of the microwave I crush up chips and put them in there. Wowsers. what a great combo, I wish I could go through a drive thru and say grit combo #3 please. I could imagine the lady at the window say would you like cheese, philadelphia cream cheese, and some pepper with that. In the great words of Napoleon Dynamite, “heck yeah”!!!!!!!. So that is one of my many conglomeration of food stories.
P.S. Please note how many times I say I in my posts. Yes even though this is my blog, my highschool English teacher(Mrs.Barley) would not be proud.
